"And I have found both freedom and safety in my madness, the freedom of loneliness and the safety from being understood, for those who understand us enslave something in us. But let me not be too proud of my safety. Even a Thief in a jail is safe from another thief. "

Khalil Gibran (How I Became a Madman)

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Thursday, April 02, 2015

Jumblatt reveals arsenal of 'hashish missiles'- Daily Star

BEIRUT: Forces loyal to PSP chief Walid Jumblatt will attack U.S.and Iranian negotiators in Lausanne with grape missiles after they stole the party's nuclear secrets, the often whimsical politician wrote in a series of particularly wacky tweets marking April Fools Day Wednesday and Thursday.
Jumblatt revealed that his party's scientists have been hard at work on a "fruity" nuclear arsenal which will soon be unveiled.
“The secret laboratories of the Progressive Socialist Party located between Jisr al-Qadi and as-Shawi will soon produce a weapon of mass destruction outside the framework of the Nuclear Energy Agency and its affiliates,” Jumblatt wrote Wednesday.