BEIRUT: Forces loyal to PSP chief Walid Jumblatt will attack U.S.and Iranian negotiators in Lausanne with grape missiles after they stole the party's nuclear secrets, the often whimsical politician wrote in a series of particularly wacky tweets marking April Fools Day Wednesday and Thursday.
Jumblatt revealed that his party's scientists have been hard at work on a "fruity" nuclear arsenal which will soon be unveiled.
“The secret laboratories of the Progressive Socialist Party located between Jisr al-Qadi and as-Shawi will soon produce a weapon of mass destruction outside the framework of the Nuclear Energy Agency and its affiliates,” Jumblatt wrote Wednesday.